+ Why are people STILL doing this?! Despite my warnings, people are still slapping skinny belts onto a dress—or worse, a shirt. Do not understand. If your waist isn't your skinniest feature, why would you highlight it??
+ Crop tops. Srsly, didn't everyone in the '90s heave a collective sigh of relief when they went out?
+ Peep-toe booties. 1. WTF 2. It's summer, you don't need booties. 3. WTF 4. Why bother wearing a foot-covering shoe if your toes are going to stick out? It looks really weird.
+ Mustache jewelry. I dig funny mustaches on dudes, but mustache jewelry has had its moment and even that lasted too long.
+ Suede shoes in summer. It's SUMMER. Suede = winter. Not up for discussion.
*the resurgence of friendship bracelets
*funky manis (loving sea green personally)
*sequins all the time
*big, bold stripes
*rainbow denim cut-offs and skinnies