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March 28, 2012

10 Worst Things About Living in _______________

I came across a pretty funny list: The 10 Worst Things About Living in Las Vegas. I’m not particularly fond of Vegas myself from several visits, but this guy lived there and is extra funny about why it was terrible … It inspired me!

10 Worst Things About Living in Austin

  1. It’s hard to make a list about terrible things about living in Austin.
  2. The heat, when it’s above 110. Lower than that, you don’t really get to complain, you knew what you were getting in to.
  3. When there’s no water in Barton Creek and it’s above 110.
  4. That Barton Springs is closed on Thursdays. Who else accidentally goes every Thursday?!
  5. Everyone complaining about everyone else moving there from LA/Dallas/Brooklyn/fill in the blank. Guess what, that’s also why we got a google, a facebook, Neiman’s, crazy creative restaurants, and other good stuff. At least you were there first.
  6. Traffic during festival weekends. Austin was never prepared to be what it became.
  7. Insane amount of badass startsups, companies, and services. How are we supposed to keep up?
  8. Whole Foods corporate headquarters. There goes all my money.
  9. It might not be a small town, but I run into someone I don’t want to see every. single. time. I go to Whole Foods. Particularly if I’ve just run/crossfitted/yoga-ed and look like a sweaty, red-faced mess.
  10. Sometimes you have to stay friends with someone you don’t even really like just because they have a boat.

10 Worst Things About Living in Aspen

  1. Trying to get out. Flights are expensive and anything worth visiting is at least four hours away.
  2. Rent.
  3. Stereotypes. The real people who live in Aspen are nothing like the Aspen people believe in.
  4. Mud season. As the snow melts, it’s pretty gross.
  5. Snow in May. We’re all over it.
  6. Bears.
  7. Our Gap has older merchandise than the big cities’ Gaps and it’s still full price. WTH?
  8. Our restaurants are fantastic. Unfortunately, we cannot afford to eat at any of them.
  9. It’s a small town. Everyone knows everything about everyone, sometimes before you know it about yourself: “Oh, I heard you got that job you wanted! That’s wonderful!” “Errrrrmmmmm, they haven’t called me back yet.” “Oh.”
  10. You want socks or underwear? Order it online.

… according to the Las Vegas fella, perhaps he (we all?) need a European casino vacation to get perspective?

Did I miss any terrible things about living in Austin or Aspen that you need to add? Please please post in the comments so we can all laugh!!

February 27, 2012

We Win!

Best Local Blog

How bad is it when you’re so busy you don’t know this is life in austin & aspen has won an award until TWO DAYS after it was announced? Pretty bad.

But still badass!

We won a “Best Local Blog” award from The World Media Awards, which recognizes successful bloggers and publishers from across the globe. To see all of the 2012 winners, visit the World Media Awards website at themediaawards.com/winners. People from around the world submitted their favorites and the WMA team of judges evaluated all of the finalists.

Murray Newlands, founder, says, ”I am thrilled to help shine a spotlight on some of the best blogs from around the world. I think it’s important to hold up examples of bloggers and publishers doing great things.”

Thank you all for your loyal readership, lovely comments, and continued support! You rock, and we all win!

April 26, 2011

Remember when they said Real World Austin was too drunk?

Yeah, remember that they cut the Real World Austin season short because all the housemates did was get drunk on 6th street, hook up, and start fights?

Does that bear any resemblance to any show you can think of on MTV right now? Perhaps one that’s spawned pop “legends,” who do such noble things as get dropped in new year’s eve balls, design lingerie swimsuits called trashy couture, and spin at Vegas clubs?

Austinites, bring Real World back with what’s being billed as “the new Jersey Shore,” a reality TV show casting and set in Austin called Lost in Austin.

“Do you rule the bar scene, rope in the hottest of the hot, drink anyone under the table? We want to hear from you!

Is everything really bigger in Texas? Prove it. Time to go big, because going home isn’t an option.

Let’s show the country how Texans do it. Are you ready to get Lost in Austin?”

Just fill out an easy online form that includes questions like, “BRAG?” and “How do you let loose?” and cross your fingers that the casting director contacts you. Not in Austin? No worries, you can submit a home video.

You could be the next pop legend, probably famous for bedazzling cowboy boots or rocking daisy dukes better than anyone we’ve seen. Just don’t start a fashion line called hillbilly couture, kay?

Click here to go to the Lost in Austin Casting form, and sign away your soul.

November 17, 2010

[UPDATED] Aspen: Aspen Mountain Opens Saturday

BREAKING UPDATE: I’ve heard from a reliable source that the mountain is NOT opening this weekend.

Thanks to some serious dumps of snow the past couple of days, “rumor” has it Aspen Mountain is opening Saturday!! Skiing four days earlier than we thought! SkiCo hasn’t officially announced it, but everyone knows it’s true!!

Of course, the hardcore have already been doing it … Chris Davenport was floating through powder on Back of Belle yesterday, while my lovely Vermonster was skinning up the mountain with five of his closest friends. The skiiers are nuts out here!!

July 22, 2010

Texas Wines Win!

Being a Texan is an admittedly huge part of my identity. My state pride may or may not be larger than my national pride, so naturally I MUST tell you that Texas wines are winning! I received a press release on Texas wines winning, and I got really excited. Upon further inspection it turns out that Texas wines are winning Texas competitions. [Pride fizzles a smidge] Nonetheless, our hot, hot hills can still produce some fine wine.

Home to more than 280 family-owned vineyards that cover 2,500 acres and more than 180 wineries, Texas is the fifth-largest wine-producing state in the nation. The Texas wine industry contributes approximately $1.35 billion a year to the state’s economy and supports more than 9,000 jobs for Texans. Current wine production is estimated to be 2.4 million gallons per year and growing annually with 95 percent of this wine consumed in the Lone Star State. (Erm, so maybe no one else IS drinking our wine, but we love it anyway!!)

Consider this a must-try list of Texas wines that took top honors in 2010 at five “international” wine competitions held in Houston, Dallas and San Antonio (yep, Texas).

· Becker Vineyards 2007 Cabernet Sauvignon Reserve, Wilmeth Vineyard – Best of Show Red Wine (San Antonio Wine Festival)
· Becker Vineyards 2008 Fleur Sauvage – Class Champion and Texas Class Champion (Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo International Wine Competition)
· Becker Vineyards 2008 Barbera, Peter’s Prairie Vineyard – Texas Grand Star (Lone Star International Wine Competition)
· Becker Vineyards 2009 Clementine Late Harvest Viognier, Bingham Family Vineyards – Texas Grand Star (Lone Star International Wine Competition)
· Flat Creek Estate Mistella NV – Top Texas Wine and Texas Class Champion (Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo International Wine Competition)
· Georgetown Winery Lone Star Frost NV – Grand Star (Lone Star International Wine Competition)
· Grape Creek Vineyards 2007 Serendipity – Texas Class Champion (Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo International Wine Competition)
· Grape Creek Vineyards 2009 Viognier, Lost Draw Vineyards – Texas Grand Star (Lone Star International Wine Competition)
· McPherson Cellars 2009 Rosé of Syrah – Grand Star (Lone Star International Wine Competition)
· McPherson Cellars dbs 2007 – Reserve Class Champion (Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo International Wine Competition)
· Messina Hof Winery – Best of Herd Award (San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo)
· Messina Hof 2005 Papa Paulo Port Private Reserve – Texas Grand Star (Lone Star International Wine Competition)
· Messina Hof Winery 2008 Chenin Blanc – People’s Choice Grand Champion White Wine (San Antonio Stock Show and Rodeo)
· Sunset Winery 2005 “Vintner’s Select” Orange Muscat, Newsom Vineyard – Texas Class Champion (Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo International Wine Competition)

So maybe we’re not world-recognized YET. You should note that a lot of the winners play with grapes that are our own, not the typical chardonnay or merlot grapes. Texans … always doing it our own way.

April 25, 2010

Uchiko is Hiring

The opening of Uchiko, the 42nd & Lamar sister to Austin’s world-renowned Uchi, has been delayed again and again. But they’re tracking their progress with sweet construction pics and menu updates at http://uchikoaustin.com/. Should be open this summer.

They’re also HIRING, a hiring event takes place April 26, 27 and 28th. Uchiko, like Uchi, will serve upscale Japanese fare and applicants should have experience working in a high volume, fast-paced service environment. Here are the deets:

Hosts and Reservationists
Monday, April 26, 10am – 4pm

* Minimum of 2 years recent experience in a high-volume restaurant or hospitality position.
* Must possess above-average typing skills.

Servers and Bartenders
Tuesday, April 27, 10am – 4pm
Wednesday, April 28, 10am – 4pm

* Minimum of 4 years food service experience is mandatory, with a proven, stable work history in a high-volume establishment.
* Must be able to learn and explain extensive menu of Japanese cuisine on a comprehensive level.
* Must be able to learn and explain extensive wine and sake menu.
* All applicants must be TABC and food handler certified.

Mercury Hall is located at 615 Cardinal Lane.

October 21, 2009

Girly post: free makeover! Teddies for Bettys!!

In other words, welcome to the girliest post I may ever have posted. For all my tweeting about football and pullups, I present to you: makeovers and teddies.

The Clinique Fresh Faces Tour with Teen Vogue (supported by Taylor Momsen aka Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl) hits Austin Thursday & Friday. Clinique’s one-of-a-kind “Mobile Beauty Studio” to share the experience of makeup application and hair styling by a team of skilled artists as well as have their photo taken by a fashion photographer – perks typically reserved for supermodels and celebrities.  At the end of the tour, three young women who embody the spirit of Clinique and Teen Vogue will be awarded a once-in-a-lifetime New York experience.

Cyndi Aguillon, Clinique Makeup Artist and Trend Expert and Eva Chen, Beauty Director of Teen Vogue will both be on hand to share in the revelry on UT’s West Campus Quarters on Campus Residences at 2209 Rio Grande St.

I’m not a teen, but I do love me some makeovers and photo shoots …

— Girly Item #2 —

I have gotten some stellar press releases in my day (see “herd of puppies” reference), but none quite so giggle-inducing as this:

Subj: For Immediate Release: Austin’s first European Influenced Lingerie, Lounge Wear and Well-Being Boutique Announces Grand Opening

Body: Teddies for Bettys provides a welcoming environment where women (and men) can find intimate wear and fulfill all other facets of their well-being

That’s right, kids, because lingerie-word-that-just-sounds-dirty plus Clueless/SoCal-surfer-slang obviously equals European-synonymous-for-better-than-American influence.

But for all this ribbing, and the full afternoon of laughter re-opening that email gave me, I still might stop by and check out the grand opening of Teddies for Bettys, Thursday from 4:30 to 9pm. Enjoy refreshments, music, sales, and prize giveaways at the boutique at 1100 South 1st Street.

Teddies for Bettys was founded by Ashley M. Kelsch two years ago while living in Maui. After moving to Austin with her family last year, she wanted to carry the same attention and service that had made her successful in the past – an environment where women, (and men) can come to find their basic intimate wear and fulfill all other facets of their well-being. www.teddiesforbettys.com

I mean, it’s gotta be better than stopping in to a fluorescent pink Victoria’s Secret, right? (hi, I just ordered clothes from their catalog, I’m not a VS-hater, just a hot-pink-carpet and gold-striped-walls hater)

June 22, 2009

FTC to Outline Blogger Rules

This is big news for the blogosphere: the Federal Trade Commission is looking into regulating bloggers. The proposed official guidelines are at: http://www.ftc.gov/os/2008/11/P034520endorsementguides.pdf. Basically, bloggers that don’t disclose they received freebies could become the target of an FTC investigation.

Historically, it’s been up to bloggers themselves to outline their own ethics codes (in their heads) and decide if they want to accept freebies, which often come with strings attached–the expectation that they’ll be written about. I first heard about the FTC’s moves on ReadWriteWeb, and then read the Associated Press article on the issue. Personally, I think it’s almost funny. I say almost funny because there are two notably curious things about the FTC potentially getting involved with regulating blogger content.

First, it soundly aligns bloggers with newspapers, as opposed to magazines–which also report some form of news.

See, in the newspaper world there exists an incredibly strong “separation of church and state,” that is, advertisers and editorial. Newspaper employees/reporters/staff are prohibited from taking anything that remotely resembles a free gift/sample/perk. It goes so far that I remember a Statesman staffer having to turn down a sailing trip with a friend she’d made through the paper because they’d met through the paper and she didn’t want to risk breaking the rules.

On the other hand, magazines embrace and welcome freebies. Companies mail packages of “stuff”–beauty products, books, wine, food, cleaning supplies, etc.–unsolicited to the magazine offices, and editors are free to take them, distribute them to interns, or keep them and raffle them off (or sell them, in Domino‘s case) later. I now buy and recommend Jacqua products to everyone I know because they mailed a giant package to a magazine I was working at. I never would have bought the buttercream frosting-scented lotion, but once I tried it, I couldn’t get enough.

Here at This is Life in Austin, I don’t have a problem accepting freebies–but I also feel absolutely no obligation to report on something I don’t like, or to hide the fact that I don’t like it. It hasn’t been a huge issue, as I don’t get a huge number of offers for free samples (where’s my free vacay?!), but I think part of that is that you can’t just mail something to my house. You (the marketer/PR firm) have to email me, ask if it’s okay and get my physical address, and THEN I’ll get a free thing. But as a “Food Blogger,” I get invited to plenty of events with free food or drink, and there was much debate a few months ago about this very topic amongst the Food Bloggers–many/most of whom don’t have formal journalism training.

My general policy is that if I enjoy a restaurant I visit at an event, I need to either disclose that I went for an event, or go back before I review it on the site. But this requires my discretion. So I’m going to a Sneak Peek of Transformers 2 tomorrow night. If I love the movie and blog about it, do I tell you I got to go to the Sneak because of the blog? No. Because it doesn’t matter. If I don’t like the movie, I won’t write about it. If I do like the movie, you should know. But if Chevy, who is sponsoring the event, gave me a new car and my review of the movie suddenly became 5-Star Glowing Positive Best Movie Ever because I want to keep Chevy happy, THAT is when there’s a problem with allowing me to use my own moral compass. And that’s what the FTC is looking for.

Back to my point, the second reason I said the FTC regulating blogs is “almost funny” is because the sheer number of blogs out there is so huge, how would they even know where to begin? How would they know when my review switched from Lyssa-uses-a-lot-of-exclamation-points-anyway to “5-Star Glowing Positive Best Movie Ever “? Who keeps the database of blogs? Who reads the blogs for got-a-freebie-but-didn’t-disclose-content? How often does a blogger have to post to get put on the watch list? The administration behind it is mind-boggling.

Lest I sound too critical, I think it’s absolutely crucial that guidelines like this exist. Most bloggers are clueless about the ethics behind accepting freebies, so by outlining the rules, the FTC is actually helping build a stronger foundation for bloggers that ups their credibility and in turn makes everyone’s lives easier. But guidelines existing is one thing, while FTC investigation is another. My question is thus: how will enforcement work?

May 27, 2009

Cheer Up Charlie’s Grand Opening

Cheer Up Charlie's Grand Opening

Finally our hippie town is getting the food to match! I’ve heard great things about their coconut milk drinks served in a coconut, cacao drinks, and goji-berry-stuffed raw chocolate, but there’s more to come too! The east side is getting so hot …

… And Happy 25th Birthday to a certain June bride …

March 4, 2009

Your Lucky Day: SXSW

http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=p2_e5Pa9NwdSkKQEQs3v1MA

This, my friends, is all you need for SXSW. It is a spreadsheet of the best parties.

The criteria:

-Free

-Free booze / food / cool stuff

There are a million and a half lists out there with free parties. Most focus on music. This is not what I care about. I care about swag. And good times. Music involved is great, and helps make good times, but music alone does not a good time make.

I am an expert in free parties. I partied for 65 1/2 hours last year. That’s NOT including sleeping or time in transit. That’s 65 1/2 hours of on-the-streets, party-hoppin’, free-stuff-carryin’, raw SXSW action. Trust me when I tell you that the parties on my spreadsheet will be the best, the most fun, and reward you with the most branded junk you might not need. But you want it.

It will be constantly updated on the new tab you see on the top navigation bar. Check back for more goodies.

The top three–so far–are highlighted in green: Rachael Ray (the food), Facebook (the people), and Standard Recording/Craftster (the crafts).

PARTY ON! SXSW 2009!

Special thanks to @lodea for her research and updates!

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