How to Open a Banana

Fashion Sticky Notes … actual hideous things I see in Austin, and how to remedy the problems they present

+Those colorful dresses with the white vertical stripe/pyramid thingies where they look like the fabric was folded together, then dyed, then unfolded--oh, that sounds like a mistake and not fashion to you? YEAH, ME TOO.

+You know, maxi dresses in general should probably be avoided. They are very, very confusing to the eye. Is the person skinny under there? Fat? Pregnant? No one can tell. I realize that this is part of their allure. But really, put on a t-shirt and shorts then and stop pretending like you're actually getting dressed, because you're not.

I’m not a video poster. And not a huge banana-eater. But I am in love with this banana man. He says so earnestly at the end of this under-a-minute video, “My whole adult life, I never knew the right way to open a banana. And now you do too,” that I cannot HELP but post this video:

Thanks to Choosing Raw for this incredible nightcap.

Posted on Tuesday, July 28th, 2009 at 9:17 pm in Eating | RSS feed | Respond | Trackback URL

4 Responses to “How to Open a Banana”

Christopher
July 29, 2009 at 1:02 am

Ummm… I tried it; it works. Fascinating…

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camillestyles
July 30, 2009 at 8:42 am

oh i can’t stand it!!! so ridiculous yet so practical. i don’t know why i can’t quit laughing at this.

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