this is life in austin & aspen

+Yoga pants that look like yoga pants tucked into riding boots pretending to be pants. IF THEY LOOK LIKE YOGA PANTS, you're not fooling anyone. Dead giveaways: piping across the butt, down the leg, logos, and colored waistbands if exposed. Do everyone a favor and just find plain, thick yoga pants to pretend are pants. (AND I do this, so I'm not complaining about the trend itself, just the execution)

+Shorts at night. I've been over how I personally feel this is inappropriate at all times, but now it's fall and you have absolutely no excuse for wearing shorts at night.

+Skinny belts slapped onto a dress—or worse, a shirt—because a magazine told you so. Really? Do you wear crazy makeup looks straight off the runway too? Make sure the belt adds something to your outfit AND your figure. If your waist isn't your skinniest feature, why would you highlight it???

*navy + orange
*southwestern-style accents in scarves or socks
*leggings + tall socks + boots
*short-sleeve hoodies or coats (only in fall can you get away with this)
*funky french manis like glitter or neons
*neon accents
*boxy bags
*cord, rope, or otherwise raw material bracelets